In a pair, the main thing is mutual understanding. And a sense of humor doesn't hurt either. Nothing unites more than sharing nonsense.
The guy went to New York and sends his wife photo proofs that he doesn't like it there without her at all. Not a drop of joy. Horror, not a trip.
“Historic site. It was at this point at noon on August 5, 2017 that the husband won the marital dispute.
(At 12:58, he told his wife that she shouldn't drive a golf cart because she drives badly. After 5 minutes, she accidentally drove into this lake on map # 42)."
“It was the second week of my wife’s business trip. Survived as best they could."
"My wife loves it when I do housework, so I send pictures to get her …"
"Took her false eyelashes and turned them into tendrils while she slept."
“My husband sculpts this thing where I can't reach, to piss me off. Works".
“I came to play tennis. It turned out my boyfriend had replaced my racket with a frying pan. I am not kidding!"
“I let my husband furnish the bathroom. Here's what came of it."
"She thinks that I laid out a heart with her hair …"
“I planted a garden for my wife a few months ago. Finally, the hour has come to reap the fruits of my labors. Let's feast like kings!"