You certainly don’t believe in the silly myth that female friendship doesn’t exist. How can you live without girlfriends? Whom to call at three o'clock in the morning with a shout "Everything is lost!"? With whom to discuss the character of the ex and the biceps of the present? Who can honestly tell you that this skirt sits on you like a ballet tutu on a possum? No, I can't do without friends. But there is a nuance: some women are not friends with you at all. They manipulate you. They sit comfortably on your neck, pulling energy or eating up your brain. With a teaspoon. Fortunately, they are easy to recognize.
Envious
She can be a wonderful person in every way, but jealousy will ruin everything. Not because an envious friend will deliberately do nasty things to you - it is likely that this will never happen at all. And not because she cannot keep her envy to herself. Will be able. You are friends. She just wants to get everything that you already have. And she will achieve it, be sure. And only then she realizes that she herself did not want this at all. And who will be to blame for this? Quite right, you. And there was nothing to poison her soul with their achievements, yes, yes. She is also a poor cat, and you are a traitor to those who trusted. Don't ask how it happened - just part with her.
Selfish
Who will rush to you at night at the first call with a bottle of wine and a pack of napkins? Who will go to a cafe with you, even if you wanted to spend the evening at home? Who will never forget to call you? Of course, selfish. And there is nothing strange about that. It's just that she will do all this not in order to help you, but so that there is someone to sit on her ears. She is not at all interested in your life, but she is very interested in the opportunity to tell you how she is doing. You say directly: "Masha, I feel bad, he left me." And Masha lifts her brows and answers: “Oh! Badly! You know, I ordered sushi yesterday, and they brought in such rubbish, well, such rubbish - I thought I was going to die, it was so bad for me."
The savior
Even if you don't have any problems at all and you were going to chat with the savior about the vacation, she has a ready-made instruction for you. She will say that you urgently need to go on a kefir diet, because you cannot appear on the beach with such a body. She will promise that her neighbor, Uncle Kolya, will meet you at the airport - so what if he has a "Volga" from the times of perestroika, in which he smokes "Prima", but for free! The savior is pleased to feel like your caring mother. And, what's really there, it's nice to punish you when you disobey. Horror, huh?
Unhappy victim
Everyone, absolutely everyone, offends this fragile woman with the eyes of a deer. And if for some reason no one offends her for a whole month, the poor thing gets sick with some non-lethal, but intractable muck. The question is, who is wiping her tears, feeding her cat and arguing with the plumbers who incorrectly put the toilet in her apartment? You, of course. The problem is, you're not much of a Batman. In the sense that friendly help is a wonderful thing, but can you just drink tea together at least once? Without heroic deeds? Unfortunately no.
Ideological
The enthusiasm of a neophyte is a terrible thing: as soon as a person is carried away by something new, a revelation descends on him and he realizes that everyone around him is living wrongly. Not that he is enlightened. Naturally, the newly converted adept wants to do good to everyone, therefore it is absolutely impossible to endure his company. But this, fortunately, is a short story: after a while the neophyte is allowed to and he again becomes a normal person. But such an ideological friend is not! This one will have a revolutionary flame burning in her chest all her life. And you will regularly give her money to save the next wild cat, which for some reason she caught, - otherwise you will turn out to be a soulless creature. And also a corpse-eater. Just because you are not a vegetarian like she is. In general, run from her, before you, too, are hurt by some revelation.
